dandelion juice

"lobster" risotto

i found this 'lobster mushroom' in a local park. finding mushrooms is great, especially since they are so expensive at the market.

mushrooms

on a cellular level, mushrooms are composed of the same material as insect cuticle. this should be your first clue that they are not members of the plant kingdom. here is some pasta and some burgers...

eggplant parm

first time i ever used nutritional yeast. stuff is good.

weenies

best thing about pups is the spicy mustard and horseradish. those are some roasted tomatoes on the side.

bagel breakfast

broiled eggplant, tomato, olives, onion, basil, oregano, tofutti, oil, chili, salt, and black pepper